High cool riding mother fucker

I’ve never come to terms with second hand
Guess I’m basically the chicest kind of man
My endeavour is the latest from every brand
I keep buying stuff simply just because I can

I’m the moneyman thriving in my Promised Land
And I rarely stop to put my finger in the sand
I don’t have to be no scientist to understand
Mr. Average Joe is not my biggest fan

They say I’m a high cool riding mother fucker
Superficial hey -but certainly sincere
I’m no shy fool hiding in a locker
Resting happily unhappy in a chair

When it comes to politics I’m a man without a plan
Like an African in line to join the Klan
Love the ladies but PMS ought to be banned
‘Cause a snapping chick is more than I can stand

They call me a high cool riding mother fucker
Superficial hey -but perfectly sincere
I’m no pry fool wining like a sucker
and keep hating me -like I would even care

bridge:
I can’t help but being amused to see
how people sometimes need to be
in a makeshift state of misery
In order to live happily

As their scattered shreds of dignity
is hurled along in the wake of me
The truth will hardly set me free
‘cause I’m feeding on your jealousy

Yea I’m a high cool riding mother fucker
I’m delicious -hey not my fault it’s unfair
I’m the crown jewel of the mother fuckers
I just piss you off -to get off on your tears

I’m a high cool riding mother fucker
Superficial hey but totally sincere
At least I’m no cry wolf howling for a shocker
Every time I smell sensation in the air